22 year old nerd who hangs out with a gaggle of gays for friends. My life's kinda taken an interesting turn.

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gloriousharhar:

englishchaprap:

When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends

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IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP 

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Today’s mantra of the day:

Your worth as a worker is not equal to your worth as a human being.

Repeat for 8 hours.

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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tonightbemysupernova:

The newly-out gay neighbor brings the total amount of hot gays in Boone to 3 and a half.

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But 2/3 of your neighbors were already out…

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"You know what we haven’t thought about in a while? Demonic possession."

- My brain being an asshole while I’m in bed at 11:33

The fact that they actually did this instead of just greenscreening him makes that scene all the creepier.

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Shingeki no Bedtime Blankets

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Inspiration….

Inspiration….

shingeki-no-booties:

pimptier:

florida sure sounds strange

but florida is actually orange


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shingeki-no-booties:

pimptier:

florida sure sounds strange

but florida is actually orange

Ben

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pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

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assbutts-and-asgardians:

guillotin4:

bringmeknitting:

taco-bell-rey:

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*whispers* no

britney spears and all those other people are going to be 10 years old?????? I though she was 32?????

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sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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