WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?
THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE
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Just got a Samsung note 3. Now I can see all of ya’ll sick fucks’ porn gifs in public in 1080p
Can we just stop and appreciate Nicki Minaj’s face for a moment. She looks genuinely very concerned for Josh here, like she thinks he was actually in an arena full of kids trying to kill him, and is confused as to why no one else finds this as shocking as she does.
What do you expect? People from the Capitol just don’t understand.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? PEOPLE FROM THE CAPITOL JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
the fact that she fits in perfectly.
But seriously, am I the only one who unironically thinks she’d have made an amazing Effie?
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where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened
One story for how they got their names is that the first viking settlement that landed on Iceland wanted to make sure no one else would be interested in invading so they tried to make the country’s climate sound as inhospitable as possible. Now Greenland, on the other hand, that’s fucking paradise. You want to go there.
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Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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Suddenly Jeremy realized that being “generically ethnic looking” (as Leann calls it), would make bringing wrapped Christmas gifts through airport security much harder than he originally thought. Sorry Grandparents!
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME
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This is Japan in a nutshell. Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual. This, this is the beauty of the country. I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets. In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.
It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.I seriously love this
Real talk: After the tsunami and Fukashima melt down the Yakuza actually sent out all of its members to work with the police to hand out supplies to people in need and protect store owner’s from being looted. They also have one of the highest percentages of solved murder cases in the world because the police make an effort to be trusted even in the worst neighborhoods.
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