22 year old nerd who hangs out with a gaggle of gays for friends. My life's kinda taken an interesting turn.

Inspiration….

Inspiration….

shingeki-no-booties:

pimptier:

florida sure sounds strange

but florida is actually orange


Ben

shingeki-no-booties:

pimptier:

florida sure sounds strange

but florida is actually orange

Ben

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pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

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assbutts-and-asgardians:

guillotin4:

bringmeknitting:

taco-bell-rey:

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*whispers* no

britney spears and all those other people are going to be 10 years old?????? I though she was 32?????

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sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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insanelygaming:

Super Smash-e-mons
Created by JHALLpokemon

insanelygaming:

Super Smash-e-mons

Created by JHALLpokemon

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sailorsenshiharuka:

what if age of ultron is like introducing wanda and pietro and it’s like

"the maximoff twins are mu[cut to another scene]"

and then later there’s a fighting and someone goes

"oh god she’s a m[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]"

and then in the aftermath someone’s like

"so you guys are [CAR HORN]ts huh?"

and it just keeps going through the whole movie

There is a non-zero chance this is going to happen. DAMN YOU 20TH CENTURY FOX!

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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frenchastrophysicist:

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disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

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mervley:

"Badassfully, are you sleeping with my sister?"
"Slumber would be difficult due to the energetic nature of our copulation."

Are you engaging in reproductive actions with this one?!

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e-rer-i:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it was

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